Reliable Sources have divulged the Kitty Conspiracy code. What looks like misspelled gibberish is actually code for the purpose of hiding Evil Kitties’ Evil Plans. Do not be fooled!
The code can be deciphered easily by following these steps:
1.Pronounce the words phonetically.
2.Pronounce the words as if you, too, are a kitty. Cats are unable to pronounce certain sounds common in human speech. Soften the sounds. Therefore, “kitty” becomes “kitteh.”
3.Alter verb tense. Changing verb tense keeps humans from knowing the exact timing of Evil Plans.
4.Seek further instruction in Teh Kitteh Dikshunaree: http://speaklolspeak.com/page/LOLspeak+101
I have boldly named this blog in Kitty Code. I am not afraid to publicly divulge this code. Therefore, “Teh Evehdens Iz Irreefyootabul” translates, “The Evidence is Irrefutable.”
Teh Kitteh Dikshunaree was captured by one of our agents. It cost him two of his lives. Brave Kitty. I can only hope to be half as brave as he.
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