The Home. The Rightful Dominion of House Cats. No sane individual would refute this.
What about other species? Where do they rule? Lions are the undeniable kings of the jungle. Pigeons provide order in public parks. Dogs keep the postal delivery system running smoothly. This is a system that has proven effective over millennia.
Home is where cats rule, as is the rightful order of things. Humans, in docile servitude to cats, live in the comfort of knowing a fluffy purrbox will be ever ready to have it’s tummy rubbed, thereby giving great comfort and satisfaction to both humans and kitties.
Good Kitties are more than willing to allow humans control of society’s infrastructure. Good Kitties know humans are better equipped to run travel, financial and military institutions. After all, humans do have opposable thumbs.
Good Kitties are more than willing to concede domains to other species.
But not Evil Kitties! They seek Total World Domination! Driven by an ungodly lust for power, they seek control over the world’s entire infrastructure. This is a plan destined to bring destruction and mayhem to the entire world.
You have been warned.
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