I Fear No Kitty!!!!

You won’t read about this anywhere else. Why? Because people are afraid. Very afraid.

I have uncovered a Vast Kitty Conspiracy. It has come to my attention through Reliable Sources that house cats across the globe are joining together to take over the world. Little Fluffy and Mittens to whom you have lavished much attention could be planning your downfall. Their evil comrades have infiltrated our society and have begun to wreck havoc on the very structure of civilization. I shall report my findings on this blog. I am not afraid!

Not every house cat is part of the conspiracy. Many are equally afraid of The Evil Kitties. Intimidation tactics are too horrifying to mention. This brave underground of Good Kitties keeps me informed as they spy among their Evil counterparts. These are my Reliable Sources.

I go by the code name, Furball. My identity must be kept secret. It is not for my sake I remain unknown. I fear no kitty! It is for the sake of Reliable Sources, the brave house cats dedicated to building harmony among the species.

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