These are the silent heroes. They will never be heralded in the Main Stream Media. They will never be honored in a ticker tape parade down Evil-Kitty-Controlled Wall Street. However, if it weren’t for these brave souls, no one would be safe. These are the Kitty Spies, the Reliable Sources.
Reliable Sources face terrible perils. They have risked terrible intimidation, slander and hardship, all in the name of Harmony Among the Species. Were it not for them, Feline Despots would rule every nation.
And yet, these humble kitties choose to live among the humans. Think about that, the next time you have to choose between dry or canned cat food.
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